Fuck Pencils! I Design with a Mouse!: My Résumé

What the Hell...!?!

You may notice the blog title is rather risqué. The reason for the name is due to my teaching a basic graphic design class, during which students would claim they didn't need to learn graphic design techniques because they knew all the ups and downs, ins and outs of Photoshop. They didn't need any pens, pencils, paper, scissors, glue, much less any text that would demonstrate design principles. All they said they needed was a Mac, a mouse, and an internet connection.

Forcing them to only use black and white construction paper and glue, the students learned what it takes to really suffer for their art.

My Favorite Blogs

InDesignSecrets

How to Make an Abstract Mosaic From a Photo in Illustrator - Learn how to create an abstract mosaic image from a photo in Illustrator with a built-in mosaic effect, then change the overall look using the Recolor Ar...
1 hour ago
Second Life Grid Status Reports

Live Chat Support Maintenance - Apr 16, 08:44 PDT *Resolved* - This incident has been resolved. Apr 16, 07:59 PDT *Investigating* - Live Chat support is open as scheduled. However, the ...
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FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

35+ Perilous pickup trucks and messed up Mustangs that shouldn't be on the road - These car mods did not turn out as intended. Some people get a car and have big ideas in their head about it. So what if the car is 20 years old and bar...
2 hours ago
CONTEMPORIST

A Tiny Public Library With A Roof Inspired By A Sheet Of Paper - Ninja Stuudio has shared photos of “White Sheet”, a tiny public library and reading pavilion they completed in Tallinn, Estonia.
4 hours ago
The Brothers Brick

LEGO Star Wars 75382 TIE Interceptor: the Ultimate Collector Series returns to its roots [Review] - 24 years after the first UCS TIE Interceptor, LEGO has re-visited the Imperial starship. But has it been worth the wait? The post LEGO Star Wars 75382 TI...
4 hours ago
Cake Wrecks

The Hunt Is Over - *SHOT THROUGH THE HEART* [knowing smirk] *And you're to blame!* *Wreckers, you give love* *A BAD NAME.* *How did this start?* *They look all...
4 hours ago
Smashing Magazine

How To Monitor And Optimize Google Core Web Vitals - The three Core Web Vitals metrics don’t only tell you how visitors experience your website but also impact your Google search result rankings. In this arti...
7 hours ago
i love typography

The Music of Type Design - Read the book, Typographic Firsts A typeface is a series of conversations happening simultaneously between different characters. For example, in the Lati...
13 hours ago
Design You Trust

Takahiro Miyashita’s Architectural Artistry in Hi-End Speaker Design - When fashion intersects with technology, it can lead to remarkable innovations. Celebrated fashion designer Takahiro Miyashita has branched into audio desi...
20 hours ago
Penny Arcade

The Pittsburgh Stealers - In the modern era of course, Gabe is a petrol-huffing speed demon. In Wheel Saint, he made me anodize his filthy carnography with a Catholoid sheen. But ...
22 hours ago
Bad Astronomy

Tiny Crystals Capture Millions Of Years Of Himalayan History - A single crystal shows 30 million years of geological history of the Himalayas by tracing its thorium concentration and age.
1 day ago
Girl Genius

Girl Genius for Monday, April 15, 2024 - The Girl Genius comic for Monday, April 15, 2024 has been posted.
1 day ago
xkcd.com

Survey Marker - [image: Fun fact: The standard North American NAD83 coordinate system is misaligned from the actual Earth, off-center by about 7 feet. Someone knows where ...
1 day ago
Universe Today

Stellar Winds Coming From Other Stars Measured for the First Time - An international research team led by the University of Vienna has made a major breakthrough. In a study recently published in Nature Astronomy, they des...
2 days ago
Skeptic

Robert Zubrin — How What We Can Create on the Red Planet Informs Us on How Best to Live on the Blue Planet - Shermer and Zubrin discuss: why not start with the moon? • what it is like on Mars • whether Mars was ever like Earth • how much it will cost to go to Mars...
3 days ago
Jesus and Mo

rogues - It must be true. It’s in a hadith!
6 days ago
The Oatmeal - Comics, Quizzes, & Stories

Now is your moment to shine - [image: Now is your moment to shine] A comic about an eclipse. View on my website
1 week ago
The Perry Bible Fellowship

Hacked - The post Hacked appeared first on The Perry Bible Fellowship.
1 week ago
JREF Forum

Nitrocellulose + Metals - My Question to everyone is can Nitrocellulose react to small particles of Metal if Atmospheric...
2 weeks ago
Star Stryder

Introducing: Election Year Story Time Picks - N.B. This series has nothing to do with astronomy, but the future of science requires a nation with the capacity and the will to support science and nurtur...
1 month ago
Teaching in Second Life: Using Social Media and Web 2.0 Tools

AI Art and GenAI for Prompt Engineering and Education - Joyce Bettencourt and I presented on AI art, creativity, and GenAI use for prompt engineering at the Museum of Contemporary Art at CDS in Second Life. Th...
1 month ago
Dark Roasted Blend

Link Latte 285 - *#285* To Scale! The Solar System - [one of the best videos] The Hardest Gear In The World That Will Take Forever to Spin - [wow video] Welcome to Scuba K...
2 months ago
Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories - Making the World a Better Place ...

Bantam Tools Acquires Evil Mad Scientist - Prepared by: Bantam Tools Bantamtools.com Contact: Jenifer Howard | 203-273-4246 jhoward@jhowardpr.com Bantam Tools Acquires Evil Mad Scientist to Accelera...
2 months ago
Abstruse Goose

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4 months ago
Color + Design Blog by COLOURlovers / Feed

Your Spa, Your Way: Personalizing the Perfect Bathroom Escape - Creating a personal oasis in the midst of our hectic lives is more than just a luxury;...
5 months ago
WWdN: In Exile

the best laid plans - The thing is, I was totally going to write today.
8 months ago
BittBox

How to Use the Slice Tool in Adobe Illustrator - The Slice Tool in Illustrator is an excellent tool for dividing artwork into smaller pieces for various purposes, like web design, logo creation, creatin...
9 months ago
Vintage Future

manfrommars2049: Robert McCall. Metropolis 2050. via SciFiArt - manfrommars2049: Robert McCall. Metropolis 2050. via SciFiArt
1 year ago
Star Wars - The Official Site

Han and Chewie Look to Pull Off an Impossible Heist in Marvel’s Star Wars: Han Solo & Chewbacca #8 – Exclusive Preview - Plus, in *Doctor Aphra* #27, Aphra seeks to finally escape the Spark Eternal.
1 year ago
Diesel Sweeties by R Stevens

Is coffee a food, a drug, or –? - [image: this is a diesel sweeties comic strip] I won't spoil for you what coffee really is. Read the comic.
1 year ago
2P START!

Considering the nature of their team, Feeld has actually struggled misconceptions and you will prejudice - Considering the nature of their team, Feeld has actually struggled misconceptions and you will prejudice And on the newest brand’s Instagram grid, you mi...
2 years ago
User Friendly RSS Feed

Cartoon For Feb 28, 2022 - Cartoon for Today, Feb 28, 2022
2 years ago
The Blog for WhyWontGodHealAmputees.com

Hello world! - Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!
2 years ago
PvPonline

News: Proof of Life - Scott R. Kurtz: I know my posting schedule has been sporadic of late. I've been lucky to get one or two new strips up each week. Although this may seem lik...
2 years ago
Inspire me, now!

Bornstein Lyckefors - Bornstein Lyckefors
2 years ago
Letterheady

Muhammad Ali, 2003 | Courtesy of Michael FairfootMuhammad Ali... - Muhammad Ali, 2003 | Courtesy of Michael Fairfoot Muhammad Ali would have turned 80 today. This was one of his letterheads. *Greatest of All Time, Inc.* ...
2 years ago
Explosm.net

Comic for 2021.12.21 - New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
2 years ago
Springfield Punx

Street Fighter 2; E. Honda - E. Honda (from Street Fighter 2) Hey all! I haven't disappeared! I decided to buckle down and get something new on the blog, so here's a new addition to...
2 years ago
Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome

A longboarder's closest calls over 10 years of filming - Lonboarder Josh Neuman put together this compilation of his ten closest calls while filming his longboarding over ten years. What he says about his number ...
2 years ago
concept ships

Spaceship by Colie Wertz - Scout to fighter ship design on pro create by our super good friend Colie Wertz. Keywords: animated gif two stage star wars style spaceship design by col...
2 years ago
Drawn! The Illustration and Cartooning Blog

Hello world! - Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!
3 years ago
design|snips

Nahel Moussi – Portfolio - Nahel Moussi is a Freelance Product Designer. Discover her work and get in touch if you want to collab.
3 years ago
Plaid Stallions : Rambling and Reflections on '70s pop culture

PlaidStallions is moving! (slowly) - So, after 14 years, we've decided to upgrade PlaidStallions and move both the site and the blog here. I plan to convert the entire site to WordPress, tha...
3 years ago
Mal's SL Edu-Blog

Steve Banbury on post-covid immersion - VIRTUAL REALITY DISRUPTING TRADITIONAL EDUCATION INDUSTRY - STEVE BAMBURY - EDUTECH FUTURIST - YouTube <iframe width="1373" height="781" src=" https://ww...
3 years ago
Ironic Sans

Announcing Ironic Sans: The Newsletter - I wrote this post way back in September 2020 but ran into some technical difficulties with my server that prevented me from publishing it. Now that it's Ja...
3 years ago
Good-Tutorials.com: Latest Tutorials

Jerusalem Artichokes, 1880 by Claude Monet - Hand painted oil reproduction of a famous Monet painting, Jerusalem Artichokes, 1880. Today it has been carefully recreated detail-by-detail, color-by-colo...
3 years ago
TheDieline.com: The Leading Package Design Website

This feed has moved and will be deleted soon. Please update your subscription now. - The publisher is using a new address for their RSS feed. Please update your feed reader to use this new URL: *http://www.thedieline.com/blog?format=rss*
3 years ago
It's Nice That

You could own Hockney’s The Splash (if you have a spare £30 million) - [image: David_hockney__the_splash__1966_art_itsnicethat_copy] “Few artworks have attained as mythic a status as this painting”: the British artist’s best k...
4 years ago
Damn Cool Pics

Commercial Trends in Digital Art - You don't need to be an expert in graphic design, debugging, or *Django logging* to understand the profit potential in digital art. What was once a strange...
4 years ago
How magazine

10 Essential Poster Design Tips - Allan Peters, associate creative director at Target, has won pretty much every award on the planet for poster design. Here, he shares 10 poster design ti...
4 years ago
HeyJude

How does your garden grow? - With silver bells, and cockle shells…and pretty maids all in a row! Perhaps that is one way of looking at the wonderful record of professional learning th...
4 years ago
A List Apart

Accessibility for Vestibular Disorders: How My Temporary Disability Changed My Perspective - Accessibility can be tricky. There are plenty of conditions to take into consideration, and many technical limitations and weird exceptions that make it ...
5 years ago
Small Town Skepticism

Robbie Thomas: 0 Crimes Solved! - Robbie Poulton aka Robbie Thomas is a liar who preys on people who are often going through tough times. Robbie has approached families of missing and murd...
5 years ago
Drawing Flies

How to Build a Queen Bee - Hello everyone! Here is a story that ran in the September 17, 2017 issue of Ask Magazine. It is notable as the first published collaboration between myself...
5 years ago
Tutorialized.com: Free Adobe Photoshop Tutorials

4 Essential Tools for Adventure Photographers - When technical issues get in the way of producing a striking image, it can be frustrating. Luckily, these practical tools do an excellent job of minimizing...
5 years ago
VG Cats

VG Cats : Catch up -
6 years ago
Photoshop Disasters

How to Avoid a Photoshop Disaster - I’ve seen a lot of bad Photoshop work in my day. And while it’s good for a laugh, it’s no fun if you’re the one whose work is being laughed at. Whether you...
6 years ago
Bad Science

Evidence to House of Commons Sci Tech Select Committee on Research Integrity - Sorry not to be in regular blogging mode at the moment. Here’s a video of our evidence session to parliament, where they are running an inquiry into resear...
6 years ago
FPO: For Print Only

The End - After 8 years of publishing FPO, its time has come to end. FPO has been a delight to curate and write for, as it has exposed us to some wonderful projects,...
6 years ago
Bob's House of Video Games

Adjust contrast of a pdf free - Closer to the eye of the shooter, this is because Preview is quite literally applying a filter to each individual page of the PDF you are saving. the proce...
6 years ago
Oddly Specific

Adjust contrast of a pdf free - Closer to the eye of the shooter, this is because Preview is quite literally applying a filter to each individual page of the PDF you are saving. the proce...
6 years ago
cubeelog

Ken Masters Is Now Available! - From the Street Fighter series of games by Capcom. Download here.
6 years ago
io9

We May Eventually Find Out How the Battle of New York Changed Peter Parker - The Battle of New York at the end of *The Avengers* is a crucial moment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It’s the moment the whole world changed. And wh...
6 years ago
Jon's Random Acts of Geekery

A Fond Adieu... - On February 11, 2005, I began working on the blog that became Random Acts of Geekery, and for nearly 12 1/2 years, with a few exceptions, there've been pos...
6 years ago
FFFFOUND! / EVERYONE

tumblr_l4qiipn4Ur1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg (Image JPEG, 480x389 pixels) - via http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qiipn4Ur1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
6 years ago
New Scientist - Latest Headlines

Why the sound of noisy eating fills some people with rage - People with misophonia find sounds like rustling paper or clacking keyboards deeply distressing. Now scans have revealed differences in how their brains work
7 years ago
Non Sequitur - GoComics.com

Monday, January 09, 2017 - Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2017
7 years ago
Ted Rall - GoComics.com

Friday, January 06, 2017 - Ted Rall by Ted Rall for January 06, 2017
7 years ago
The Grid System

New Slick Resume Templates Pack - Once again, if you’re looking for a slick beautiful resume template for your job-hunt, you’ve come to the right place. This new collection of resume temp...
7 years ago
Photoshop Killer Tips

Gilmar’s Fantastical Creations Contest - Contest Details Halloween can be such a fun time for kids to dress up as a scary monster, a beautiful princess, their favorite cartoon character, and more!...
7 years ago
Animation Backgrounds

- new on Facebook - Tom and Jerry: CRUISE CAT (MGM, 1952) pop on by and have a look. Here's the link - if you haven't joined already, just ask! https://www...
7 years ago
Bad Archaeology

2009 updates on Noah's Ark - Yet another fruitless attempt to locate a ship that never existed by extracting large sums of money from the foolish faithful. Why are people so prepared t...
8 years ago
GraphJam: Pop culture for people in cubicles. (AKA Song Chart Meme)

What TNA Wrestling is known for -
8 years ago
Fontfabric

Facet™ font - >> DOWNLOAD << Description: Facet is applicable for any type of graphic design - web, print, motion graphics etc and perfect for t-shirts and other items l...
8 years ago
Pixel2Life.com: Latest 20 Tutorials

Split Long Contour feature in WidthScribe - Split Long Contour feature in WidthScribe
9 years ago
Glennz Blog

School Photos - Each year all fish get a nice keepsake to put on the wall. BUY NOW Follow Glennz Tees Twitter | Facebook | Flickr | Behance | Dribbble | Vimeo
9 years ago
Awesome Planet!!

Hourly Comics - April 1 - Hourly Comics from April 1st! Tags: watching buffy, hush, writing, youtube, vrr vrr vrr, harddrive noise, macbook, this egg, dreams, i'm gonna die, deca...
9 years ago
Geek Orthodox

Olympic champion- Usain Bolt beaten in 1st race of season in Jamaica[picture] - Usain Bolt was the sprint king of London 2012 but he made a low-key start to the new season in Jamaica. Photograph: Eric Feferberg/AFP/Getty Images Usain B...
10 years ago
Brand New

Recycling Domino's - CP+B and a cadre of small artists help Domino's Pizza recycle all their materials branded with the outgoing logo....
10 years ago
Photos from WilWheaton

ICE CREAM!!!!! - WilWheaton posted a photo: [image: ICE CREAM!!!!!]
10 years ago
RichardDawkins.net : The Latest Updates

James Shapiro goes after natural selection again (twice) on HuffPo - Jerry Coyne - Why Evolution Is True - I hate to give attention to my Chicago colleague James Shapiro’s bizarre ideas about evolution, which he publishes weekly on *HuffPo* rather than in peer...
11 years ago
Hyperactivitypography Blog

Most beautiful books in the world - Apparently our book was nominated for the Most beautiful books in the world-award at the annual book fair in Leipzig. Here's the winners: http://www.mdr....
11 years ago
Calamities of Nature

Blog - March 19, 2012 - Monday - Additional Notes - Home | Archive | Store | Facebook Thank you to everyone for the kind messages I've been receiving over the past week. It's really been amazing! Unfortunat...
12 years ago
Keep Designing

free-tree-vectors-nature-keepdesigning - Were back from summer vacation with some free tree vectors just in time for autumn. These free tree vector stock art graphics vary in style and can be modi...
12 years ago
Andrea Little

i need to organize more often... - Yesterday my sister came over and DEEP cleaned my kitchen, i mean deep! She removed everything from EVERY surface and cleaned it with clorax spray, then cl...
12 years ago
BizarroBlog

NEW BLOG SITE - I've moved this blog to a new site: http://www.bizarrocomics.com/ It's got the entire archive and all my new posts will be there with the same smooth...
13 years ago
Very Demotivational: Demotivational Posters That Demotivate

WHERE WILL YOU BE - WHERE WILL YOU BE when Godzilla ejaculates?
13 years ago
Daily Drop Cap

Alphabet 12: A - orem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Donec mauris lorem, luctus nec imperdiet a, porttitor eget erat. Quisque suscipit congue neque id a...
13 years ago
Strange Kids Club

New Year got you feeling a little "flushed?" Check out the NEW Strange Kids Club! - No worries. Strange Kid is back in business with a slew of cool new stuff planned for 2011 including the announcement of a brand new website: www.strangeki...
13 years ago
Captain Ameriblog

The Captain Ameriblog is now completely Retired! - Thanks for everything, faithful readers!
13 years ago
Uploads from NMC Second Life

2010 NMC Symposium for the Future - NMC Second Life posted a photo: [image: 2010 NMC Symposium for the Future] www.nmc.org/2010-future-symposium
13 years ago
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Spice World -
13 years ago
SECULAR Center (TM) Blog

Action Alert: Volunteers Needed at Houston Planned Parenthood! - SECULAR Center Volunteers: Please read this copied e-mail from Planned Parenthood. They really need volunteer escorts in Houston on Saturday to walk with cl...
13 years ago
Peter Hirschberg's Journal

Jon St John (voice of Duke Nukem) - Photo Op for Vector Tanks at MAGFest Convention - Jon provides the voice of one of the characters in my upcoming game Vector Tanks EXTREME! I was excited beyond words to meet him in-person at MAGFest 2010 ...
14 years ago
Speak Up

Parting Thoughts - Some of our contributors and friends offer some final words on Speak Up. These were requested not just to make us feel good but to be able to share what Sp...
15 years ago
Naomi's Brain Fuzz

An Amazing Breakfast - One morning this week, during our cruise through the Mexican Riviera, my friends Kitty, Susan (wife of Robert Lancaster aka www.stopsylvia.com) and I were ...
15 years ago
indexed

Indexed is moving! - Indexed is moving to a new URL: www.thisisindexed.com You'll be redirected there in about three seconds.
15 years ago
Geo-Logic

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Vox) - Ms. Information says: Thanks to popular demand, the Maestro's Dokaka-style cover of (Sweet Dreams Are Made of This) by The Eurythmics is now available for...
15 years ago
Branded in the 80s!

Branded in the 80's is go. - I swear to god, doing anything even sort of tech-savvy gives me one hell of a headache. I bought my first real new computer this past winter and it's op...
18 years ago
Cectic - The Comic

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ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive

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PSDTuts - Just Great Photoshop Tutorials

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skeptifem

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C.H.A.D.

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Dribbble/Dribbble

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vector.net feed

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Etsy shop for KisforKatie

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The Design Encyclopedia

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MAKE Magazine

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The Pain -- When Will It End?

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NMC Campus Observer

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Rustin Jessen

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art machines

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upscale typography

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NMC Campus Observer » Audio / Video

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Stop Robbie Thomas

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James Randi Educational Foundation

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Delicious/nmc_campus

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Jack Kirby Museum & Research Center

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Naomi's Brain Fuzz

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Skepocalypse

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Dresden Codak

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Quipsologies | From the Community

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*We Just Like It*

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Houston Humanist Examiner

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The Cool Hunter - Latest Articles

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The Marvel: A Biography of Jack Parsons

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Torley Lives

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Quipsologies | From the Authors

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Planet Photoshop

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Threadless Weekly

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Dribbble Blog

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Pharyngula

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Comments for NMC Campus Observer

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Catalog of Visual Interestingness

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Kawaii Not

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Alderson & Charron

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Digital Unrest

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Worth1000.com photoshop contest listings

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UNI Freethinkers and Inquirers

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